BIKECRUSH: i have a crush on your bike

In this article, the Wall Street Journal’s Fashion section (…really? Fashion doesn’t seem like it’d be WSJ’s area of expertise…) tells us ladies how to dress in “Fashionable Biking Attire” while riding our adorable bike around town….Vomit. 

“A smart bike-to-work look for women could be a pleated skirt and a short jacket such as a pea coat—layered with tights, quilted vests and leather gloves when the weather is colder.”

Is this a joke?

Stick to reporting on business, WSJ. Biking and fashion ain’t your thing.