girls, guns, and bikes

My bike and I had to take the metro this morning, and this exchange epitomizes one of the only reasons why I miss patronizing the WMATA: 

Random dude on metro #1: You know, in Virginia there are some gals who are riding their bikes and they’ve armed themselves.

Me: Armed themselves with guns?

Random dude on metro #1: That’s right. These gals are riding around and shooting anyone who messes with them.

Random dude on metro #2: Isn’t it hard to shoot and ride at the same time?

Random dude on metro #1: Oh no. It’s easy, just like takin out the trash.

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  • 3 years ago